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“Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.” —John Mayer  (via fosterstef)

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Conversation I heard in Starbucks
  • *A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
  • Guy:I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
  • Girl:So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
  • Guy:I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
  • Girl:Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
  • Guy:Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
  • Girl:You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
  • Guy:I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
  • Girl:Oh yeah? Like what?
  • Guy:There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
  • Girl:OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
  • Guy:Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
  • Girl:NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
  • Girl:I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
  • Girl:Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
  • *the whole cafe sits in silence*
  • *barista starts clapping*

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dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad:oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad:THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad:i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me:how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad:i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me:don't you do it
  • dad:i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad:is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me:how do you know?
  • dad:i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me:birds?
  • dad:i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad:if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad:how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me:idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad:i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me:what
  • dad:
  • dad:nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me:ew dad gross no
  • dad:i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me:we all do dad
  • dad:oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me:dad good god
  • dad:he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad:not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad:when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad:but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me:dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad:so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me:mmm-hm
  • dad:called it
  • dad:do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad:captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad:in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad:i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad:scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me:you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad:where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me:maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad:maybe they're all lazy assholes

Best disney songs (2/5): “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” - Mulan

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